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A study published last week by Northwestern University concluded that yogurts are taught that such foods as red meat and beer are associated with masculinity while vegetables and yogurt are feminine. Although ads sometimes depicted a husband or boyfriend stealing a dessert-flavored yogurt for themselves, the diet culture sales pitch targeted women differently, given social demands for thinness.

InGreek yogurt made up just 1 percent of refrigerated yogurt sales, but skyrocketed to 44 percent in and nearly 50 percent by Hitting shelves inChobani was one of the first Greek yogurt brands to break through in the U.

Notably, though, yogurt for men was almost always pitched as a protein-packed snack rather than a pathetic dessert substitute. But with an open mind, food might just gay a liberating source of power. But then protein became the king of food trends, symbolizing wellness in all its messy aspirational glory.

Greek yogurt was having its moment, with everyone. Before the s, very few Americans knew of yogurt, let alone ate it—so few that in Dannon ran ads urging consumers to question their yogurt hesitancy. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Yogurt: hard-to-swallow gay short stories.

As yogurt began a gradual journey to American cultural acceptance, it retained its health halo. In one ada woman peers into a refrigerator, eyeing a raspberry cheesecake. All the bro-gurts benefited from the protein-centric Greek yogurt boom—and boom it did.

But this gendered subtext resonated with far more than just men. The brand launched a microsite where men could scroll the page to view eroticized images of women only by doing crunches. Their labels boasted low- or nonfat status and preached about probiotics.

The attention quickly rolled in. Yogurt: hard-to-swallow gay short stories - Kindle edition by Ranft, Jan. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. ByAmericans drank 42 percent less milk than they did inbut ate percent more yogurt.

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The Food That Makes You Gay In every queerphobic stereotype, what and how we eat is a source of fear. It launched a marketing storm of misogyny. This was yogurt for MEN. Before bro-gurt, if you wandered in the dairy section at the grocery store, pastoral rows of individual yogurt cups stretched before you.

Their packaging was often white, perhaps splotched with the colors of the fruits in their flavors, like pink-ish strawberry, pale blueberry, or pastel peach. The Smithsonian National Museum of American History even includes a home yogurt maker and an earthenware yogurt crock in their food history exhibit.

In addition to the aforementioned sexy nurse promotion, a product launch commercial starred a man using his six-pack abs to magically jumpstart a truck and light a match. We are to believe that she has it all: her cake well, yogurtand she eats it too.

Conversely, yogurt has a longstanding place in food cultures throughout Europe, the Mediterranean, South Asia, Russia, and the Middle East, where eaters of all ages and genders consume it, often unsweetened and plain, or in sauces and other dishes.